Dentist aftermath

This is one of the funniest YouTube videos I’ve ever watched.  You will see why:

Baby factory interview

The Today show had an exclusive interview with the mother of the California octuplets, Nadya Suleman.  The first thing that came to mind when I watched her interview was, “Wow..she’s had 14 kids.  She looks really good for having that many kids exit  your body.”  The next thing that passed through my mind was actually feeling sorry for her.  I can hear you saying, “How the heck can you feel sorry for her Kev?”  Well for one she obviously has issues.  She already has six children, which have all been conceived in vitro.  According to her she wanted just one more baby.  Now I’m usually not all that great at math, but when you only want one more child you don’t inject 6 eggs into your body.

6 eggs + double yolk  – 7 = 1…If I did the math correctly.

Next she mad what I believe is the most epic quote anyone could ever make.  It certainly went to the top of my list of all time crazy quotes.  Miss Suleman says:

“I know I’ll be able to afford them when I’m done with my schooling. If I were just sitting down, watching TV and not being as determined as I am to succeed and provide a better future for my children, I believe that would be considered to a certainly degree selfish,” she said.

She did also mention that the fact that she is being judged for being a single mother.  I did stop to think about that for a second.  I can see where people would be critical of her.  Society still, for some dumb reason, frowns upon being a single parent.  I personally know several people where being a single parent is way more beneficial to the child, rather than a two parent household.

I will give her credit though.  She wants no welfare compensation, and all the children were conceived by the same donor.  According to her she would love the “father” to be in their lives when the time is right.  I can’t imagine that conversation.

*Telephone Rings

Donor: Hello?

Nadya: Hey…its Nadya.  How are things going?

Donor: Good good…SSDD.  How are you?

Nadya: Um..pretty good.  Went to the Dr today for my ultrasound.  It was amazing!!!!

Donor: Wow! So everything is good with the little guy?

Nadya: …uh…about that…it is a miracle!  You aren’t going to believe it. The Dr said he saw more than one head.

Donor: Twins?  I am so happy for you!

Nadya: No…8 heads…..

*choking noise on other end of the line…..Nadya continues*

Nadya: I want you to be in their lives when you are ready.

Donor: This is like the last time when you said you only wanted 2 right?

If I were this guy I would get a few more jobs.  ASAP.

Super Bowl Commercials

I thought for the most part the Super Bowl commercials stunk. There was one though in particular I loved. Here it is.

Sleep is good

Sleep is good. Especially at 4:10am.